matts page

2002-06-04T20:39:00.000-04:00

2002-02-03T22:23:00.000-05:00

b l i d: happytown79: best super bowl ever?
b l i d: It was good, but Malcolm in the Middle will be better.
happytown79: ugh
matt k bormet: hhahhahahaha
matt k bormet: thats wonderful
b l i d: Maybe it can go in your webpage! :P
matt k bormet: yes and your wacky tounge emoction will accompany it
b l i d: :-P

2002-01-27T19:58:00.000-05:00

the funniest jesus-loving comic ever

2002-01-25T19:32:00.000-05:00

matt k bormet: meeting @hollywood at 8
matt k bormet: if ur interested
kennygGambit62: i have laundry that will not be done till 9
kennygGambit62: i can't believe i said that
matt k bormet: poor poor poor
kennygGambit62: but it is actually true
matt k bormet: how embarrassing
kennygGambit62: very
kennygGambit62: but i need underwear
matt k bormet: hahah thats debatable

2002-01-25T19:30:00.000-05:00

kennygGambit62: Mr. mitch's floor is being host to sority rush
matt k bormet: oh man thats exciting
kennygGambit62: they are killing him
kennygGambit62: with girlish noise, chatter and laughter

2001-12-18T16:20:00.000-05:00

AUEAGLES.COM: American Men No. 15, Women No. 10 in CollegeSwimming.com Mid-Major Poll

i give all credit to seth bell, greatest AU diver of all time!!

2001-12-18T16:16:00.000-05:00

Leah000K: Jordan (from our floor last year): I take pride in killing white people
Leah000K: Karen (friend from the trip): As a pacifist, I'm going to have to say that's wrong
Leah000K: Jordon: Well, as an oppressed group, I'm going to have to say you're next.

2001-12-13T16:46:00.000-05:00

matt k bormet: i dropped buddhist philosophy for you!
Leah000K: whoa!
Leah000K: neato!
Leah000K: :-*
matt k bormet: its spelled buddshit if u misspell it

2001-12-13T16:45:00.000-05:00

WhatAliceFound: http://64.62.57.22/adult_cdn/01048ABAAMgAAAAQDd.08HGuQmQgNHw6i5gO4zEyb_szo5OiSKEt2YcLEVPCMTyF2rg1zPYhXW3po/cj_7059.swf
WhatAliceFound: this is for you!!!
WhatAliceFound: turn your sound

2001-12-13T03:37:00.000-05:00

need a study break? here is a good guide to help you with your free time.

Locating Sexually Explicit Materials on the Internet

2001-12-13T03:07:00.000-05:00

there is new fat chicks in party hats!!!!!!

2001-12-13T00:55:00.000-05:00

Gavin114: http://www4.ncsu.edu/~berobert/LoseWeight.jpg
matt k bormet: now i know why the backstreet boys stay in shape
Gavin114: hahaha

2001-12-12T18:01:00.000-05:00

pancake 28: theres bible ice cream on the simps
matt k bormet: whaaat
matt k bormet: shit thats on right now huh
pancake 28: yesss
matt k bormet: and then another episode afte!
pancake 28: yes!!!!
matt k bormet: what a fun time
matt k bormet: bucko u would like some hot fudge injkections huh
pancake 28: hahahaha
pancake 28: funny fnny funyy
pancake 28: if you were black that would be really really funny

2001-12-12T01:02:00.000-05:00

Iamjunksnu: Iamjunksnu: STOP TALKING AND GET NAKED
Auto response from AirMark13: out for a fun evening
Iamjunksnu: NOW
Iamjunksnu: NOW
Iamjunksnu: NOW
Iamjunksnu: ANSWER ME
Iamjunksnu: GET NAKED
Iamjunksnu: NOW
Iamjunksnu: WE HAVE TAKEN A VOTE OVER HERE AND ALL THREE OF US THINK YOU SHOULD GET NAKED

2001-12-11T23:17:00.000-05:00

best web page ever

2001-12-11T17:25:00.000-05:00

i like to BLOG BLOG BLOG!

2001-12-11T15:15:00.000-05:00

i am also going to punch her in the face

2001-12-11T15:13:00.000-05:00

i am gonna breakup with becky because she is a real jerk

2001-12-11T14:59:00.000-05:00

okokok so listen

i dont want it to be an online journal. i want to post funny interesting things. not to write about me and my life. because no one cares.

again, i dont know what to do with this it seems like it could be cool but.. all it's good for right now is posting links and bitching

2001-12-11T14:58:00.000-05:00

p a n c a k e 28: you're a girl! y ou have an online journal! is your name really matty?

Auto response from matt k bormet: i'm never gonna write my paper instead im gonna sleep

pancake 28: i suggest you not be a girl
pancake 28: k. nap time. for both of us! good night

2001-12-11T11:05:00.000-05:00

oh and just to give u some positive things, i point you to the internet archive and the fact that you can get old web pages there which is kind of cool

http://www.archive.org

2001-12-11T11:04:00.000-05:00

ok so it is 11:05 am

justin and i are BOTH FUCKING AWAKE

can u guess why? well justin has a lphysics ab report and i was awoken by a stupid motherfucker asking for "pat" at 1030 AM today.

if your name is pat you should watch out for me and if you know anyone name pat you should too, cuz im going to hurt you all since you are all suspects in the horrible crime of waking me up.

assholes.

2001-12-11T03:42:00.000-05:00

so to begin

i will draw u in with nice links.

portal of evil -- this is the best webpage ever.

aueagles.com -- despite the fact that you hate your school, i hate you and like my school. and free sporting events.

leisuretown.com -- funny, sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid web comics created with too much effort.

all music guide -- learn about every artist ever and everything they've done.

GIRLS KISSING and if you don't like it i don't like you.

wilms tumor study group i am in this thing!! they take my blood and pee every year and stuff. its really fun!

baseball think factory some good pages on my favorite sport

okokookokok so that is all for now but if you have any ideas what i can do with this please tell me because i feel kind of dumb for having it.

love matt

2001-12-11T03:25:00.000-05:00

things i did today that you dont care about:

1. wrote more philosophy paper
2. watched the first hour of the wwf pay per view

ok this now seems like it should be a great web journally thing i know you all cared about that a lot!!

YOURE WELCOME!!

2001-12-10T20:46:00.000-05:00

i uh, am starting this now. apparently i tried to in october 2000 at 1 am. but i didn't. so i'm going to try to again.

2000-10-21T04:03:00.000-04:00